Be Naughty and Love It!

*huge, massive, sigh*

Dawn Montgomery tagged me with a five sordid things smack. I never was much for tag, all the running and chasing. I much preferred to count out my time then stalk the other players, nailing them all long before they made their way back to base. Ah, but I digress, LMAO!

1. I once let a long-distance boyfriend tape record me talking dirty to him over the phone. Yes, I even gave him the glory, LMAO, if you know what I mean. It was fun. What was more fun was calling his apartment afterward and getting either of his two room mates. Anyone who says men can keep a secret lied, LOL, so it was a good thing I knew darn good and well he was going to play that tape. The room mates reaction to my voice when I’d call, though, was just as good (in my kinky mind) as being taped getting off during phone sex in the first place *WEG*

2. After number one, do I really need to share more? LOL, all right. I hate lima beans like a hockey team hates a game without a good fight. In fact, I detest them so thoroughly, the faintest whiff of their aroma is guaranteed to have me dry heaving and running for the nearest bathroom.

3. I think thong panties are ridiculous. Go without or put something on, but butt floss squicks me, ROFL! Worse than that, though, are feminine hygiene products designed for use with thongs. OMG, what is the world coming to?

4. I love to read. That’s no secret, but I’m so OCD that my thousand+ book library is organized not only alphabetically, but by genre, and in order of publication. And I have a cow if someone touches my lovelies and messes up the scheme

5. I’m terrified of crickets. Screw thinking they’re lucky. It all goes back to some scary crap that happened to me as a little kid, but I’m telling you, at the first chirp of those little black bastards, I’m jumping on a chair or rolled up tight in the fetal position. Give me a mouse, rat, snake, spider, any day. Anything but a cricket.

I’d tag five more peeps, but I’m way bushed. The dh has been out of town for nearly a week and I haven’t slept for poop. Worse, I’m way behind on an ms. So, I’m saving this tag for later, but you can guarantee Renee George and Lexxie Couper will be smacked, LOL!